Proper Protocol Potted Poulet
The protocol 'droid built by Anakin Skywalker has had so many experiences and programming revisions, even Anakin would be hard-pressed to recognize his creation, ESPECIALLY in his incarnation as a nanny for Anakin's grandchildren! But the shiny protocol 'droid performed admirably and the Solo children Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin loved the stuffy, prissy machine. C3PO affectionately called "Threepio" by everyone who knew him also played nurse, caretaker, educator, and even filled in as the cook for his young charges! Parents Leia and Han actually preferred it, since they trusted Threepio implicitly.
On the day this recipe was invented, Threepio was watching the kids all day because Han and Leia are doing their usual public, high-office stuff. The children were scheduled to go on a carefully arranged school trip, but Threepio also remembered that the children were obliged to show up at a publicity junket for a new exhibit of Jedi artifacts at a university museum later that afternoon. Knowing that though the children would be excused from the obligation a few minutes after they had been photographed with their parents, the 'droid realized the children would be ravenously hungry at the end of the day. But there would be no time to cook for them; Threepio would have his hands full making sure they were cleaned up and dressed for the photograph.
So he did what any good mother would do while they were still getting ready in the morning, he got packets of prepared ingredients out of the freezer and pantry, and tossed them all into a crockpot. The three Solo children loved this meal, which was served with tender biscuits or noodles, and dubbed it "Pio's Potty PotPot," which horrified the very proper protocol 'droid! When asked for the recipe by the children when they were older, he gave them the recipe with a much more proper title, along with some variations to make it more acceptable to the now grown children.
Put the browned chicken, frozen vegetables and raw baby carrots into the crockpot. Mix the cream of celery soup with the water in a large measuring cup and pour over the meat and vegetables. Add the Vegeta seasoning mis and ground pepper.
Set the crockpot to cook on "low heat" for 8 to 10 hours. Go have fun all day and come home to a delicious, aromatic meal, ready to serve.
Makes 4 generous servings.
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